Smug Ideology Man

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r/smugideologyman from Reddit but it's on Lemmy.

Counter signal memes aka poorly drawn comics that carry some message by portraying your point of view as the based smug chad and the opposing point of view as the tiny crying virgin.

Don't defend conservatism, fascism, centrism, or any form of hate.

Every submission must be drawn.

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[yellow is being tortured by pink, bound to a chair, sweating and bleeding, while pink holds pliers and smile smugly, showing a tooth has been extracted from yellow's mouth, yellow is shouting] HELP! HELP! I AM BEING TORTURED

[pink, smiling, talking to a cop, still holding the bloody pliers] He agreed to this when he accepted the terms and conditions and agreed to all the cookies

[orange cop, smiling back] Fair enough, that's on him then

https://thebad.website/comic/terms_and_conditions

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[French president Macron] Dear french people, we have found 6.5 billion to invest in our military

[Some character] Ah nice, so we can find money to deal with the rising poverty rate and the climate change emergency?

[Macron, looking annoyed, hands raised, standing in front of a capitalist pig counting bills] Choices have to be made

https://thebad.website/comic/choices_have_to_be_made

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[a character is looking sad in front of a dish full of nondescript brown food] EATING TOO MUCH FOOD BECAUSE YOU ARE FEELING SAD

[the character is still looking sad, its round belly sticks out of its clothes] FEELING SAD BECAUSE YOU ATE TOO MUCH FOOD

[zoom on the character's upper-middle body, revealing that its stomach is smiling smugly at the reader]

https://thebad.website/comic/the_human_condition

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Four angry characters surround the text "A MAJOR ONLINE LEFTIST DISAGREEMENT HAPPENS"

[THE MODEST LIBERAL] Yeah yeah sure whatever I'll go win yet another election... sure society will never improve, it'll only get worse, but at least I'll be on the WINNING side, seethe!

[THE HUMBLE ANARCHIST] Peh, you're all idiots, I'll hang out at my shitty flat's tiny balcony and chain smoke with my friends while we discuss how the world would be a better place if we ever did something other than argue online

[THE COURTEOUS SOCIALIST] Workers of the world, gaze upon these loser liberals proclaiming themselves leftists, for it is known that only through workers liberation can true leftism be achieved, which is why I am going to spend the rest of the day monologuing…

[THE BASHFUL TANKIE] YEA WAS DOING PIPI IN YOUR PAMPERS WHEN I WAS WINNING IMPERIAL WARS! YOU ARE NOT LEFTIST, BECAUSE LEFFTIST KNEW HOW TO LOSE AND CONGRTULATE OPPONENTS, YOU ARE LIKE A GIRL CRYING AFTER I BEAT YOU IN DEBATE!! LIBERALS ARE NOTHING FOR ME, JUST IDIOTS WHO ARE CRYING EVERY SINGLE TIME WHEN LOOSING, STOP PLAYING WITH LEFTISM

https://thebad.website/comic/major_online_leftist_disagreement

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A building is on fire. The fire seems to be climbing upwards.

[green, in a window close to the fire] What the hell dude. Did you set our entire building on fire? We will both die…

[orange, pouring something on the flames, from higher up] Yeah but I'm higher up in the building so the fire will kill you first. Triggered, liberal?

https://thebad.website/comic/owning_the_libs

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[dark green] Delightful weather, my friend, what a lovely day to exist

[light green] I say, I would agree, 'tis a nice moment in time

[pink, angrily pointing at the greens] Excuse me… Are you two greens having a conversation without me?

[light green, confused] Well uh… Yeah, I guess?

[green, on the phone, pissed] Hello, police? I am a victim of anti-pink racism

https://thebad.website/comic/the_real_racism

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A crudely drawn pastel version of the "Is this a butterfly" meme

A character labeled CAPITALISM is pointing to a book labeled DYSTOPIAN SCIENCE-FICTION, while asking IS THIS A TUTORIAL?

https://thebad.website/comic/is_this_capitalism

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[pink, sitting on the floor, hunched, looking sad] Chronic depression is ruining my life, I barely have a will to live left, anyway I must go to this social gathering so let's get up and go I guess

[green, holding their head, looking distraught] I am literally on the verge of death, both physically and psychologically, anyway, let's head to a social gathering

[pink and green with faint smiles, reaching for each other's hands]

  • Hi, how are you?
  • Fine, and you?
  • Fine

https://thebad.website/comic/doing_fine

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[pointing at a chart] Our studies have shown that the leading cause of divorce is marriage

[smug] Therefore, in an attempt to lower the divorce rate, we have enacted a ban on marriage

https://thebad.website/comic/causation_understander

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[pixelated characters with pointy hats are surrounded by text]

BORN TOO LATE TO FIGHT A PROXY WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST

BORN TOO EARLY TO FIGHT A PROXY WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST

BORN JUST IN TIME TO FIGHT A PROXY WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST

https://thebad.website/comic/just_in_time

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[an annoyed character has their arms crossed] If this politician really cared, they'd simply push the "delete capitalism" button And they dare call themselves a leftist

[an annoyed character has their arms crossed] Really, voting for housing reform instead of abolishing landlords ? Fascist

[an annoyed character has their arms crossed] Wants universal healthcare instead of dissolving the pharmaceutical industry? Straight up disgraceful, not my representative…

[an annoyed character has their arms crossed] Yeah sure, tax the rich when we could vaporize them instead… I'll just vote for this kremlin supporting trotskist that scores 0.5% instead of this FAKE leftist

https://thebad.website/comic/impossible_political_purity_tests

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A smug looking character runs, surrounded by the following text

ME ON MY WAY TO COMPLETELY IGNORING 49.99% OF THE VOTERS AFTER AFTER I WON THE ELECTION WITH 50.01% OF THE VOTE

https://thebad.website/comic/presidential_democracy

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[orange, handing a burger to green] Here, have a free hamburger

[green] This hamburger looks great, thanks

[orange, smug] Oh by the way, the sauce is a mixture of turds and cyanide

[green, throwing away the burger] Ewww, this hamburger is disgusting, get it away from me

[orange, looking extra smug] So you changed your mind about the burger, yet it's the exact same burger as it was before? Sounds to me like we've got a massive hypocrite over here

https://thebad.website/comic/context_burger

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[Farm worker, looking tired] We should improve society somewhat

[smug grinning dude in a well] You're alienating moderates This is the reason why we can't have leftist unity I am very smart

https://thebad.website/comic/scary_words

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[eyes slightly rolled back, looking dismissive] If they don't want to die the way I like them to, they should have been born into different conditions

https://thebad.website/comic/liberal_imperialism

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[blue character points at a square] We've done a peer reviewed study, and concluded that all squares have four sides

[annoyed orange character points at a diamond shape] This is objectively wrong, I've personally seen a four sided structure that isn't a square

https://thebad.website/comic/social_sciences_understander

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Apologies for not posting this smuggie directly on Lemmy, but it ain't letting me, the fully assembled image is too tall, and apparently we don't have the technology yet to post multiple images in one Lemmy post so…

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[a yellow cat with a few small touches of blue on its extremities is lounging against a wall]

[someone looks at the cat, and thinks…] This cat is blue

https://thebad.website/comic/selective_understander

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[2015] Brexit? Never gonna happen No way people would vote for that it would be so silly

[2020] A second Trump presidency? What are you smoking, there's no way US citizens would want this guy back after what he did

[2025] Actual fascism, in my country? Mate what are you talking about, our people would never let it happen, at the very least they would not vote for it

https://thebad.website/comic/never_gonna_happen

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[in a thinking pose] All my enemies are human rights organizations

[smirking smugly, arms crossed] I am the good guy

https://thebad.website/comic/the_good_guy

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[sad character] I'm tired of having to eat bugs to survive

[smug character] Then why don'ty ou just stop?

https://thebad.website/comic/just_stop

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[a character smokes a cigar while ranting] The way leftists hate us no matter what we do is irrational, they're just jealous of success, I bet they'd find a way to hate us even if we stopped climate change and ended poverty

[the character walks away, cigar still in hand] Anyway, let's go vote some laws to accelerate climate change and increase poverty

https://thebad.website/comic/jealous_of_success

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[inventor, showing their machine called "The awesome non polluting thing maker"] My awesome new invention will be a net positive to everyone's lives

[capitalist, smoking a cigar] Great! How can we restrict access to it and profit from it?

https://thebad.website/comic/capitalism_drives_innovation

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You claim to be an anticapitalist

Yet you buy food with money

You consume products made under capitalism

You carry a wallet

You seem to have a bank account

Curious?

You say you want systemic change Yet you exist inside the system?

Against exploitation? Is that a phone I see? Assembled by workers maybe?

You hate landlords? Then why do you pay rent?

Pfah

You oppose systemic racism? Yet you live in a racist system?

You stand for equality? But you are taller than some other people?

Against capitalism? But you have possessions, pick a side

Typical

Got issues with consumerism? Yet you work for a wage Explaining that would be interesting

You paid to go to the doctor? Instead of healing yourself for free with natural means?

Is that a phone I see? Made in China maybe?

You dislike militarism? Then why live in a country that has an army?

Heh

You criticize imperialism? Yet you speak English? Very telling

You oppose nationalism? Nice national ID card you got there

Typical leftist inconsistencies

You claim the statu quo is bad Yet you live in society, checkmate

If you don't like current laws, then why do you follow them?

You dislike the government yet you pay taxes Strange

Heh

You criticize billionaires But you've not given all your money away? Typical

You want free education hmm? But you haven't homeschooled yourself as a kid You sound jealous

You say environmental destruction is bad? Yet you breathe out CO2?

You want public transport? But you own multiple pair of shoes?

Against big pharma? You've taken aspirin

You don't like ads? But you've looked at ads before

Communist? But you use private toilets?

You criticize private property But you lock your door Suspicious

Redistribution of wealth? I didn't see you redistributing your lunch

Leftism is hypocrisy

https://thebad.website/comic/hypocrite_leftist

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[green] I am dying Medication could save me Please help

[blue] We can't afford to share medication, your value to society is too lo

[yellow] Dying is part of the natural order of things, it's happening for a reason

[red] It's too late now We should have acted earlier I'm sorry to see you die

[purple] Stop spreading misinformation You are not dying

[orange] Hell yeah! One less greenie

https://thebad.website/comic/a_lifes_value

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