this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
1421 points (97.5% liked)

Comic Strips

14176 readers
3036 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
1421
Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 58 points 3 months ago (26 children)

This cartoon can't exist. Urinal etiquette requires:

That you should have one empty urinal between you and the next guy if at all possible. And always go to the nearest open urinal when you enter.

And that you look straight ahead and never look to either side of you. You must stare solely at the wall straight ahead of you. Thoughtful establishments hang pictures or current sales flyers at eye level to look at while peeing.

And most of all, you must never speak to anyone in there. So there is absolutely no way this cartoon can happen in the real world.

[–] Mikrochip@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Because everyone everywhere always follows etiquette without fail?

[–] FMEEE@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Jes it is an instinct, written into the Male DNA...

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (24 replies)