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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 100 points 3 weeks ago (21 children)

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

The gimmick was you couldn't do it with tools.

[–] ohshittheyknow@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

The real gimmick is there isn't really 3 million in there.

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