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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago (5 children)

OMG, that's an awesome idea! Someone should try that!

[–] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Bobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Leading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.

[–] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh, measles weasels. what’s the difference, am I right?

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Measle Weasel is a pretty catchy nickname. But I like weasels and I don't think they deserve to be associated with a paramecium like him.

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