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[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)

nobody could have stopped child me from finding porn. I discovered social engineering the old fashioned way just to acquire consistent internet access, and I did entering without breaking that would get an adult in trouble to access computers with nobody around in more than one place. I taught my parents how to use computers and I protected them from viruses. there was no stopping me.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, it's part of the reason I'm so good with IT. My stepmom was the systems engineer, and I had to figure out ways to get around her blocks and hide my tracks.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Strict parents raise sneaky, cautious, and paranoid kids.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Which would make sense that my IT career led me to cyber security. But really she wasn't strict since I didn't live with my dad and the only time we ever really interacted was when she helped me upgrade my GPU to play Phantom Menace (still funny I pre-ordered it, but it took months to get it working right), their house just had cable Internet while my mom had dialup until I was a junior in highschool.

My real mom is the reason I'm sneaky and paranoid.

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