this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Fake. Anon managed to not get bitten.
Gay. Snake charmer is clearly a euphemism.
There's a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.
There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.
If you weren't faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.
No one was fast enough.
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