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I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[โ€“] ech@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hardly. More like Denethor and Wormtongue.

[โ€“] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

What about Saruman and Wormtongue, we already have a good deal of backstabbing going on.

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