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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 39 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Of course, she's a consultant.

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Not only a regular consultant, but a "solutions-based" one. As opposed to another kind of consultant?

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Hey, sometimes I just want you to listen to me talking about this huge fucking dumpster fire I got going on.

Can we just take a moment looking at the artistic chaos of it all, without all your pesky "solutions"?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

So a "problems-oriented" consultant?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's more successful than "invoice-based".

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Every consultant is "invoice-oriented". Some are more than just invoice-oriented.

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago

"Invent problems by your own so you can sell a solution"

I'm a problems-oriented consultant. Whatever your problem is, I can help you split it into two barely smaller problems.

[–] lostoncalantha@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

What I really need to know though is does she leverage her experience and talents to find me the best solutions

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