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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 188 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

They're going to take your job.

πŸ€“πŸ“šπŸ€šπŸ¦‹ Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

It’s always open season on ceos!!!

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[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They have a hard on for yachts. People are hopeful that rng hits a billionaire eventually.

We must always sacrifice to the Deep Ones. For when the sacrifices stop, the dream will end. We shall all perish when Dagon awakes.

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