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[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] rainwall@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dale Gribbel, savior of the sacred flame.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I quit smoking over a decade ago, but if I had the opportunity to light a cigarette from the Olympic torch...I'd take it. Probably also use that cigarette to light the pilot lights on my water heater and then all my showers would be heated by the Olympic flame (technically speaking).

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

There's also the Holy Fire of Jerusalem

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