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Simple Optimization Trick (lemmy.zip)
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[โ€“] jwt@programming.dev 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Try writing it it in assembly"

[โ€“] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.