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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 252 points 1 week ago (40 children)

I've no difficulty understanding lads being thirsty and attracted by a lovely lady who appears to be into gaming and hey, you can even interact and try to get her attention!

Now, explain to me lads getting super invested in some lads running around a field chasing a ball. Like, literally having their lives revolve around it, their identity entirely centered on it. Now that's a complete mystery to me.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Each to their own pal. I’m sure there are things you do that others find a mystery.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That is a magnificently executed thought-terminating cliché, but if I may offer a rebuttal: nuh-uh!

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