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Who the hell finds a random banana outside?
To be fair it wasn't a random banana.
It was this specific banana.
I thought it was a gun.
It is a gun.
Must be the USA, then.
I'd bet in the US she would have had a higher probability of finding an actual gun.
50/50 chance it was either this one or not.
what about the edge case where the banana got eaten and all its constituent molecules reincorporated themselves into a new banana to be found in the line for photos with giancarlo esposito because the universe likes a good joke