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I would have shredded my daughter and her party. No quarters, most of them maimed for life and at least one dead as a warning.
This is DND. If she wants to play Disney and Ducklings, she can find an other father.
DnD is usually a game involving dice rolls to determine the outcome of players actions. But if you want to be the one who decides everything that's fine too i guess. Good luck finding a group.
You need a pretty high dice roll to hand feed wolves without getting mauled.