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Try one in your world today (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Cube of instant castle: Say the keyword 'open' to transform this cube into a '200x'200 castle. The transformation happens instantly, and if you're caught in the area of effect, be prepared to get smashed. The cube is hard of hearing.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

'the cube is hard of hearing' oh that's just evil lmao

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh. I thought it a was the other way I thought the point was that if the player whispers, the cube can't hear. But I think what you are imagining is that the cube might hear "open" when something else was said

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was that you can't just shout from afar because it can't hear you, so there's not really any options other than to sacrifice someone every time you want to use it.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

So many options!

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'll use a sending stone like a garage door opener as I'm pulling up in the carriage

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

The merchant says: "thanks for purchasing that cube, if you need something else we are open all day every day"

The party is now dead

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago

Excellent weapon then