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When you screw up git (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemdro.id to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

in life you commit to many things. you commit to yourself, to your partner, to happiness, to legacy.

when we die, is that like a push to origin?

when we die, do our commits all go to the big repo in the sky?

is god the maintainer? when you pray is that like a bug report?

so many questions...

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago

Little branch, as our master says: We all have our feature to accomplish. Once our feature is complete, our faith will be up to the maintainer. If you were a well behaved branch, you will be allowed to merge with the master. If you weren't so, you'll be deleted and burn In the flames of reflog.