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Anon escapes from work (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this one of the cell phone factories in China?

Also I feel like if I had a good running start from high enough, I could clear that net.

[–] dxc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

With 'terminal velocity' everything's possible

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Are we talking about the DOS game or the Charlie Sheen movie?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Oh here we go again, gotta educate people about the limitations & fine print regarding terminal velocity: https://lemmy.world/comment/20184977