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Anon escapes from work (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I'd call them 10' wide, but let's say 8'. I'm looking at the 8' x 10' area rug under me and I couldn't jump either axis of the thing, even with a running jump. And no way in hell from a window.