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I’m Your Uploaded Bloodwork Results, and No, I Will Not Explain Myself to You (McSweeney’s) (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

During a blood work draw I always want to ask if I could keep the squeezey toy. I'm certain they only let children keep them. I don't want to get billed $39.99 for it, plus a toy distribution fee, a biller research fee, unwrapping fee, handling fee, lab billable hours, and sales tax.
It's fine. I have squeezy balls at home.