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The latency is terrible, but the bandwidth isn't too bad. (programming.dev)
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

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[–] BurningCat@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How would that work when birds aren't even real??

[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Since they are government drones, they might as well ship USBs everywhere they go

[–] spartanatreyu@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Bird's don't eat worms, they charge off secret buried worm-textured USB cables.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

That's why it's important to encrypt your data in coconuts before utilizing avian carriers