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That guy is too smart, he'd better he careful. He'll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.
They wouldn't be so obvious.
They would just slowly replace all his blood with HP 952XL Magenta
That's an expensive way to kill someone. It'd probably be cheaper to pay for a hitman at the point.
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.