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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 87 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Hell yeah, brother. Functional programmers rise up.

[–] BatrickPateman@feddit.de 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

As long as you do it without side effects...

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 20 points 10 months ago
    total_armageddon = launch_nuclear_missile <$> [1...]
[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Return a list of cloned functional programmers with their positions translated towards positive y!

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Thankfully our immutability makes us immune to fall damage.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Writer monads am I right? 😅

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