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[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? 🥺

[–] AlataOrange@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love talking shop with my fellow silent service enthusiasts!

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

Mmh, I wanna step on those subs and explore their insides so badly

[–] ookiiBoy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

... Footlong sub. BLT subs. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This may be reductionist, but all subs are cute and little in my eyes.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol

[–] Frothing@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AlataOrange@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Feel free to DM me 😘

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.

In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I don't even have a hook. But I've seen videos

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you check them for hard points underneath?

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Huh? I've never done what is shown in the OP, was just pointing out that redundant, old smoke detectors are pretty common. Therefore, it won't arouse suspicion if you have two in a room.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

hello there

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

"It gets really hot in here"

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

Lol "hiding"

I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!

[–] orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke