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[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That might get you a grandpa, may I suggest a video game store?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on how much she likes a plus sized man with a fedora collection.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

To each their own

Some 78 year old docent will approach you.

[–] Ingiald@feddit.nl 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

Dating apps aren't working time to make a meme with bad punctuation.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's because it was written very shittily.

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a trap fellas. You don't approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a "creep at the museum". Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 8 points 1 day ago (9 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I am just tempted to print out that wikihow thing onto 15 pages, approach someone, and start following it step by step, reading it from the paper.

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Has she considered infodumping? I hear that's a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that's her interest.

I have a museum near me that has some old trains.... 🤔

[–] afronaut@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe, if she wants an older man that has RFID sheets.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Who does?

No seriously, I want to slide into their dead drop and swap messenger pigeons.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Might pick up a girl too...

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

I read this wrong and thought this was akin to "don't dip your pen in company ink"

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