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I didn't see this coming and I think it's funny, so I decided to post it here.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

Cant wait to set up a docker container for a service which takes a string input and transforms it into a number as the output. Full logging, its own certificate for encryption of course, 5 page config options and of course documentation. Now, you want to add two numbers together? You got the addition service set up right?

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Neovimservices ftw

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I’m trying to understand how this is different than a concept I learned in computer science in the late 80s/early 90s called RPCs (remote procedure calls). My senior project in college used these. Yes I’m old and this was 35 years ago.

[–] thesmokingman@programming.dev 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is just distributed functions, right? This has been a thing for years. AWS Lambda, Azure Functions, GCP Cloud Functions, and so on. Not everything that uses these is built on a distributed functions model but a fuck ton of enterprises have been doing this for years.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

someone at my work didn't get the message.

2000+ line function with 3157 node packages.

is that nano enough?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Tech moved in cycles. We come back to the same half-baked ideas every so on, imagine we just discovered the idea and then build more and more technologies on top to try to fix the foundational problems with the concept until something else shiny comes along. A lot of tech work is “there was an old lady who swallowed a fly”.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I always keep saying " You cannot plan your way out of a system built on broken fundamentals." Microservices has it's use case, but not every web app needs to be one. Too many buzzwords floating around in tech, that promise things that cannot be delivered.

[–] Whirlybird@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Yep micro services are great, but monoliths are just as great and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. It all depends on what the system requirements are.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 14 hours ago

Nano services are microservices after your company realizes monoliths are much easier to maintain and relabels their monoliths as microservices.

Unironically. I'd put a significant wager down on that being the source of this term.

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

quantum services

take your source code and put each character in its own docker container

this gives you the absolute peak of scalability and agility as every quantum of your application is decoupled from the others and can be deployed or scaled independently

implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

that will be $250,000 kthx

[–] Horrabin@programming.dev 9 points 12 hours ago

implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

Challenge accepted by a reader using AI, what could go wrong? xD

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

I feel like this name addresses the problem of services claiming to be microservices when they're not.

Does that even happen? cat is micro, sed is micro, systemd isn't and doesn't claim to be

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 13 hours ago

We already have nanoservices, they're called functions. If you want a function run on another box, that's called RPC.

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What's next? Femtofunctions

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 5 points 11 hours ago

You only need two of them, one for 1 and one for 0

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 16 hours ago

This "article" was written by AI, wasn't it? This is just throwing vague buzzwords around

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

This is just the Linux way but with... Rest? Seems slow.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 5 points 12 hours ago

My services are so small that it is impossible to know just how fast they are running!

[–] nick@midwest.social 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

You know what they say: micro services, macro outages.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

At least you can accurately point the finger at who's responsible

[–] nick@midwest.social 1 points 7 hours ago

Well during the never sev0 I’m sure the shareholders will be satisfied with that.

[–] Hammerheart@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

Metaservices.

[–] bitcrafter@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Horrabin@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

I can't agree more!

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

we've been using nano-services for the past 6 months or so. Two different reasons. A codebase we absorbed when a different team was dissolved had a bunch of them, all part of AWS AppSync functions. I hate it. It's incredibly hard to parse and understand what is going on because every single thing is a single function and they all call each other in different ways. Very confusing.

But the second way we implemented ourselves and it's going very well. We started using AWS Step Functions and it allows building very decoupled systems by piecing together much larger pieces. It's honestly a joy to use and incredibly easy to debug. Hardest part is testing, but once it's working it seems very stable. But sometimes you need to do something to transform data to piece together these larger systems. That's where 'nano-services' come in. Essentially they're just small ruby, python, js lambdas that are stuck into the middle of a step function flow in order to do more complex data transformation to pass it to the next node in the flow. When I say small I mean one of the functions we have is just this

def handler(event:, context:)
  if event['errorType']
    clazz = Object.const_set event['errorType'], Class.new(StandardError)
    raise clazz.new.exception, event['errorMessage']
  end
  event
end

to map a service that doesn't fail with a 4xx http code to one that does fail with a 4xx http code.

You could argue this is a complete waste of resources, but it allows us to keep using that other service without any modifications. All the other services that depend on that service that maps its own error types can keep working the way they want. And if we ever do update that service and all its dependencies, now 'fixing' the workflow is literally as simple as just deleting the node and the 'nano-service' to go along with it.

I should note that the article is about the first thing I discussed, the terrible codebase. Please don't use nano-services like that, it's literally one of the worst codebases I've ever touched and no joke, it's less than 2 years old.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 13 hours ago

Sounds like a distributed monad

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

This looks like hell.

I'm a C/C++ developer though.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You can write your glue nano-service in c/c++ if you want, it’s just that: glue. It doesn’t matter as long as you don’t need to change the original services which also can be written in whatever you want. Ruby, Python, JS just work out of the box with aws lambda and you don’t really have to maintain them or any sort of build infra so it allows for very little maintenance or upkeep cost. You don’t really test these glue lambdas either.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Things won't be simpler just because you cut everything up in tiny tiny pieces (I mean it will be easier because it solves some surface level problem right now, pushing the real problem down the road), it creates a complexity of its own.

[–] Xanza@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I’m a C/C++ developer though.

Ya feel good about yourself, slugger? /s

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, I kind of am. Just found a 33% time job so that I can gradually leave software engineering 😁

[–] Star@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

I think it’s just serverless, right?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Soooooo... Linux with extra steps.

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

brb deploying each bin from coreutils as a separate aws lambda function

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Found the OpenAI employee 🤣

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I work in government IT, and AWS is used there too. I prefer working with a team delivering a COBOL data cruncher service, though the build people have it easier when the job is just connecting a source to a sink in AWS