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life changed due to shrimp (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 day ago by Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Lasagna@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

https://theshrimp.cloud/

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I for once don't think it's fake. I was pretty hopeless until I rescue my dog from an abusive neighbour. Now I bought a fucking house just for her

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Definitely fake, I ain't ever heard of a dog

[–] menemen@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Neocaridina are awesome creatures. Also pretty hardy, good for aquaristic newbies.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

If you can't do it for yourself, do it for the shrimp

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the shrimple life

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

They do say shrimpin ain't easy

[–] grumt@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

dayum, I would make a fake and gay joke, but this is so fucking wholesome that I just cant

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The shrimp wouldn't like it if you did.

Also just too specific imo

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I think it's the first time I tear up a little reading green text...

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Dammit, if that's not gay, it should be! Because it's fucking fabulous!

I know, I know, we're supposed to say it's fake, and it could be. But folks, never, ever underestimate the power of passion and joy. It won't overcome everything, every time, but I'll be fucked if it doesn't help overcome yourself often enough that it's worth seeking.