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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago

Tree

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] shiiika@midwest.social 2 points 11 hours ago

[–] Morti@sh.itjust.works 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago

The deadliest kind of death

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–] Mod@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

mildly, nothing extreme

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

Whelp...

[–] immortaly007@feddit.nl 5 points 16 hours ago

It wouldn't.

[–] vapourisation@programming.dev 3 points 14 hours ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago

I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

I SAID RAM THE FUCKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE ENGINES ARE GONE, GET OUT AND PUSH IF YOU HAVE TO.

[–] cassowary@lemm.ee 6 points 17 hours ago

Very painfully

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

[–] eponymous_anonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's fairly self explanatory

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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 20 hours ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[–] kuunari@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Sailing. I guess an accident

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 3 points 16 hours ago

Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

[–] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago

High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

[–] Ouchie1@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Painfully, I'd assume

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I dont't know lulz

[–] kaidezee@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago

Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

[–] MIXEDUNIVERS@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago

I would not be the only one

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago

With a bang

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 16 hours ago

Mashing Keys

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

In some sketchy den with a khajiit

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

SUPPLIES!

Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.

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[–] ChronicMasturbator@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago

Uhhhh.

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh god

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

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