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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

[–] Morti@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

The deadliest kind of death

[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] Urist@lemmy.ml 4 points 19 hours ago

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

probably something cult related I guess

[–] neidr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Snakebite

[–] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 6 points 21 hours ago

Sounds unpleasant.

[–] shiiika@midwest.social 3 points 18 hours ago

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

I SAID RAM THE FUCKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE ENGINES ARE GONE, GET OUT AND PUSH IF YOU HAVE TO.

[–] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 1 points 15 hours ago

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Whelp...

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 20 hours ago

Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

[–] vapourisation@programming.dev 4 points 21 hours ago

Very quickly but likely quite painful

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fairly self explanatory

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[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere

[–] cassowary@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Very painfully

[–] immortaly007@feddit.nl 5 points 23 hours ago

It wouldn't.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

[–] Mod@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

mildly, nothing extreme

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] peaches@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago

Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 23 hours ago

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With a bang

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[–] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean

[–] Ouchie1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Painfully, I'd assume

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh god

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[–] eponymous_anonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I dont't know lulz

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

SUPPLIES!

Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.

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[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think I wanna know

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

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[–] ChronicMasturbator@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago

Uhhhh.

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

In some sketchy den with a khajiit

[–] Agent_Orange@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, no…

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[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

He died doing what he loved!

[–] PeaceNBullets@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago

Ceasefire Violation?

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Starving, because I couldn't remember where I hid my nuts.

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