Mercury in gatorade? At least is not in uranus, like the last time the thermometer broke :P
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Ah... I took it as that the element mercury (as a poison) is in there ... rather than Mercury being (as in retrograde).
I mean, given what will likely happen to the FDA, I'm sure mercury will get reclassified as a vitamin or some shit.
That's the joke
Now that you mention it, that's kinda what I feel like most people would think I mean if I put this on my car...
Fucking awesome. Just bought one for my wife who is big into witchcraft and whatnot but also rolls her eyes at the astrology shit lol. This is perfect. I'm gonna slap it on her van next to her "witches are crafty people" sticker and see how long until she notices lol.
Your wife and I would definitely get along. I'm crafty, love witchy stuff and I don't believe in astrology at all
I'd be concerned about copyright issues with a big company like PepsiCo. I don't think this falls under fair-use because the brand logo is not being parodied and it is explicitly being used as-is. You'd be safer to use just a similar-looking lightning on the bottle without the word "Gatorade" on it. I don't think you have to worry about the name in the text, though.
If you feel comfortable with it, that's cool. You do whatever. I ain't no rat.
Ha, love it