this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago

i gotta know where this guy lives because that sounds awesome

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago

Compare LA to Phoenix AZ and you go from the description of all the things the green text says are aren't true to them being reality. 4 Chan is probably filled with people from conservative shitholes hating life because they live in a conservative shithole

[–] flippinfreebird@lemmy.today 18 points 9 hours ago

Life in a walkable city

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 hours ago

Perhaps outside is so nice because all the haters are locked inside 4chan doing that annoying fucking captchca over and over.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

✅ Fake

✅ Gay

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 29 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is 100% true 50% of the time

[–] ralakus@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

so 12,5% chance of this being the case? still not bad

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So "outside" is real? I don't understand. Can someone give me a download like or something?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I dunno but am I crazy or is that onigumo?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 66 points 14 hours ago

This feels weird, but I agree with you, internet stranger.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 32 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's a shame that this is fake gay

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 31 points 12 hours ago

Knew it was fake as soon as it started with >Go Outside

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I was anticipating his clarity once the Psilocybin wore off.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Some say that he's still high to this day.

[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago

The issue is not that we anons are fat. The issue is our personality. That is why we do not have qt3.14gf.

[–] spaffel@spaffel.social 25 points 13 hours ago

It’s true