lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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Lol, he even looks a little like Louis C.K.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don't actually have to do something like this first.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot's head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
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Let ye who has not sent a masturbation video to a city attorney cast the first stone.
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This sounds like something a Republican would do.
Apparently he's nonpartisan, at least according to this daily beast article And while I agree with you to an extent, the REAL Republican thing to do would be to not resign, and try to blame the city attorney for hacking his phone.
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Oh so a man can't jerk it at work now? What if he was on a break? Accidents happen.
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Without reading the article, I think I have a better than 50/50 chance at guessing the mayor’s political party.
technically a 'non partisan' office, but my guess is the same as youRs.
Male 'mistakes'
Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places
They aren’t..the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.
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Personally, I've only sent videos that I've intended. Typos, sure that's understandable as autocorrect can be a true bastard at the worst moments; after reading the article, something about the situation makes me wonder if he intentionally sent this video and was hoping for a different response after she received his wank video. It's hard to accidentally send lewd content to another person if you are being diligent about checking if you've selected the right recipient (always verify the receiver before sending lewd content). Good for the City Attorney for calling this man out on this alleged mistake.
me wonder if he intentionally sent this video and was hoping for a different response after she received his wank video
But then it goes into the other problem. They just had a conversation about a cop killing himself, then he immediately though to send her that.
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He MUST have been a Democrat! REPUBLICANS would PROMOTE someone who Shows THOSE types of Family Loving Values!
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Texting a video, oh my, that must have been exhausting per se but with the touchscreen smartphone keyboard it seems even more epic, to write so many 0s and 1s.... kudos also for the receiver that translated the binary into a reproducible format...
"Oops, ignore that plz. Lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
I'll need to see the video before I'm willing to make any judgements. Inshallah
people never take things as intended. always over reacting.