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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I googled for fox news screenshots, but can't find any with ticker... I'm confused, where is it usually?

Edit: Found a clip, unfortunately with Trump onscreen here

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As in...you need to be blonde to not be carried away to a gulag in Guantanamo.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Man this sounds familiar. Need blonde hair and blue eyes?

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Ah, peak Trumpism. "If we ignore it, it goes away!"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is such classic Fox bullshit. I'm reminded of FOX News changing the Party ID of Republicans they don't like to "Democrat".

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mistake-fox-news-identifi_n_85656

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

fox is pretty comedic unintentionally

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Don’t look down

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if I could help it keep going by pulling my entire 401k

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