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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

The President has that power now, because of the ╣¥th Amendment.

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[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Like the stock market losing trillions? That kind of economic crisis?

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[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The floor moves to vote in the "Send gansey boy (a.k.a @dickthree) to hell" bill.

Respond with a yay or a nay.

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (30 children)

No one who owns a home would vote for them. It's not in their self interest, if they spent 300k on a house and this happened, they would lose ~300k. Not worth it at all. A much better idea would be to just have tax breaks for contractors making new homes, that would lower the value of everyone else's homes, but by a lot less.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

you leave individuals who own up to, say, 3 houses alone and start massively taxing anything further. 4+ house voting bloc can suck a dick. corporations will be forced to rent at obscenely low rates to the point that they will be stupid not to sell. they have a minimum tenant percentage to make sure they're not hoarding, and have mandatory government evaluation for any sale. fail to do any of this for 60 days and your properties now belong to the people.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

my second order would be sending you to hell

Well, buddy...

[–] index@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

No good person can become the president of a rigged as fuck system

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Well I guess he could gather an army and open the portal to earth from hell?

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