I honestly don't see what's wrong with that
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it's what believers crave! it's got electrolytes!
Sippin on the haterade as usual.
ngl I stopped listening to A7X shortly after Nightmare, seemed like after Hail To The King they dropped off the face of the earth for me. Might have to get back into them.
They've put out some good shit since then. The Stage is one of all-time favorites. Definitely recommend watching the video that goes with it - shockingly effective visual aid for what looks goofy as fuck at first glance.
Man created god long before AI
Well yeah, but this is God 2, electric bugaloo!
I prefer Original God, but God Zero is a pretty good replacement in a pinch.
Original God
...money?
Isn't this like 2 yrs old?
Then better not let the priest get closer.
Demoted? I bet he's real worked up about that.
Holy shit! This appears to be real and as funny as it seems.
Bot started offering absolution and such.
Yeah they don't put him in the uniform anymore lol
That's how crocodile hunters are baptized.
Drink of the Riptide Rush, and be healed!
Well, there's water in Gatorade so that checks out. Although I guess by that logic many terrible liquids can also pass for baptism, though I guess Catholics would be into that.
You can literally do it with spit.... And that's not a hypothetical. You can do it with any fluid if necessary... How is this controversial?
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Randal: Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play. Dante: Twelve minutes is hardly a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up. Randal: Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink? Dante: Yeah. Gatorade. Randal: Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? Dante: Exactly! They drank it all!