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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago

4111 1111 1111 1111

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

1

Oops, I did a switcheroo on the question. But I used my real CC number, swear on my eyes.

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

4444 3333 2222 1111

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

According to ChatGPT, the result is 355.

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[–] shoo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

0

I never understood order of operations in school. Did I do it right?

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[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

And what's your mother's maiden name, Jenny?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

1

Wait,I think I messed that up

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Am I supposed to do the same for those 3 numbers on the back?

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

5318008 3104558 453333333345

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

1

Note that I may dislexic be.

Did I fail successfully?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

It ran a bash script that made me invincible to global warming.

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 6 points 2 weeks ago

Idk why but I've always legit found this guy sexy. Am I broken?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

1 ... oh wait, I got it backwards

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

According to my shitty calculator it's 2,147,483,647.

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

45xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx/xx xxx

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

1 Oh sorry, did it in wrong order

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