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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by RandAlThor@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Gross

[–] amadeus84@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like someone you want to give the keys to every secret the US has. Smart man.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is this guy on drugs?

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I will only refer to him as "The inseminator" from now on

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

He's the person in that SVU episodes where the lawyer is obsessed with impregnating woman, but doesn't take care of them

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

spreading like cancer

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.

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