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[–] JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In a way, it worked; I never fucked a graham cracker.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, you’re saying you want to fuck graham crackers but the desire was curbed?

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you haven't fucked a graham cracker, are you even living?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never fucked a graham cracker.

I am also dead inside.

...guess I'm putting graham crackers on the shopping list.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's the spirit!

Maybe make some smores if you know what I mean (full disclosure: I don't know what I mean).

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

adds lotrimin to the shopping list

[–] nop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You haven't fucked a graham-cracker... yet!

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 21 points 1 week ago

brb, gonna go eat some graham crackers off my wife just to mock this guy

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

This guy's whole life sounds like one long projection about the time he assaulted a girl in college

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

"[His doctor] gave Graham opium enemas, which may have actually contributed to the decline of Graham’s health."

Didn't help but what a way to die.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So, honey grahams cereal is basically graham crackers as a cereal, and cereal was also invented to repress sexual desire (specifically masturbation iirc), so is honey grahams twice as effective or is it a double negative situation and they cancel out? Asking for "science".

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I just did a study with a sample size of 1 and the results are in: doesn't work

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, well two days ago I made little ramekin sized cheesecakes with no bake cheesecake, chocolate mousse, and a graham cracker crust as a nice gesture and it had the opposite effect.
So, suck it, you cracker-lovin’ kill-joys!

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

It sounds absolutely delicious!!

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

If you're looking for a 12 hour deep rabbit hole, go watch the knowing better episodes on this topic on YouTube

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So graham crackers are to curb sexual desires. So too are corn flakes.

Why won’t my carbs let me touch my penis????

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Carbs don't care. Wierd non doctors care.

[–] batmaniam@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"The road to wellsville" is hilarious, and over the top, but the parts you think are artistic license probably aren't.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 6 points 1 week ago
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well Sylvester wouldn't like to know that graham crackers make me all horny then would he? Quick, someone dig him up and tell him.

[–] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

We changed the recipe since then, adding sugar and spices to make them actually taste good, so we can't expect it to still work. Not that it ever worked in the first place.

Knowing Better has done a bunch of videos relating to Sylvester Graham, in particular the one on early vegetarianism. Highly recommend if you like long-form videos.