It's like the intro text scroll to a Star Wars movie...
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IT'S A TIME OF STRIFE FOR THE REPUBLIC MEANWHILE IF YOU'RE A BLONDE OF 17 OR 18 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS..
Terrifyingly specific.
Imagine a world where people just wear their dating profile on the back and then someone who fancy them says "I'm down for that, where's your consent form?".
This reads like a EULA
Someone needs to put this text into a Star Wars style opening crawl
Imagine being the guy at the novelty T-Shirt company, who takes requests.
And then THIS order comes in.....
The longer you read it, the more bizzarely specific and funnier it gets
I wish I could read the whole thing.
How were they able to catch a picture of him before he got swarmed by 17 and 18 year old blondes.