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[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

I propose renaming him to Ben Chapitau. Much more suitable for a clown.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago

So honestly Ben, how many times have you jacked it thinking about your sister? Did you jerk off on her just as many times as you have jerked off on he thoughts of innocent people being deported?

You are one fucked up boy Ben

[–] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bojack411@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No shit you fucking retard.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

A bunch of the comments seem to be taking it seriously tbh

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 193 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

Double edit:

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 124 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

Don't make ben relatable

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 122 points 1 week ago (3 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be read or read?

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Depends if you are in a fugue state.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 week ago

I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

Both things could be true.

I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 65 points 1 week ago (3 children)

To be fair, those are some decent cans.

Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?

I'm about as lost here as I can be lol

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.

Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it

I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious

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[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 week ago

Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness

It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.

Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There was an article written about this.

Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago

Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right, though

At night, she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boob politics. We truly live in a society.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Guys, it’s true, we do.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago (10 children)

i refuse to believe this is real

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 24 points 1 week ago

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shapiro: “This is my seester.”

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