That's because there are no aliens shooting back...
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How are you so sure
Logically, given that we are still getting transmissions from the remote vehicles, either there are no aliens shooting back, the aliens have lousy aim or really bad weapons, or they've long destroyed those vehicles and what we're receiving are fake transmissions from the aliens.
So it is indeed possible that the aliens are shooting back but we can't tell from this side.
Or NASA has better ping than the aliens.
I like your world where Aliens exist, but our only interaction with them is children controlling the turrets on a toy car.
Oh great, so NASA is the mean one for not going easy on the kid. Now their big brother is gonna come next time.
You should have heard what the aliens were saying over voice comms. Their burns were so complex that even NASAs best could understand them.
"The rover is tipping over. Quick, steer left"
It's like playing Age of Empires over dialup. One minute you're happily building a little army and keeping your farms going. Then some asshole with cable internet comes along and faster than you can blink, your army is destroyed, villagers murdered, and your city burned to the ground.
I never figured out how, but it tended to feel impossibly early in the game too, as if the opponent had already been developing their economy for at least as long as I had before the game had even started.
Honestly, it depends on the netcode implementation.
TF2 hitscan and projectiles work remarkably well even at 100+ ping.
TF2 melee hit detection functions like a dice roll above 40 lol.
I regularly played with ping 100-150 and still managed to make it to the top 32 players
I gave up sim racing online after a crash and seeing the other players replay of the crash. I didn't think I was at fault but because of the lag, I totally was.
My ping from Australia to Europe was just too much in order to ensure others could have a safe race. When everyone else has 20-40 ping and I'm racing with 150+ it's just too much lag to be safe on the track
Somebody I know that does sim racing on a team has a dedicated internet connection just for racing. A few too many times of somebody starting up something like a Netflix stream in the house and it would spike his ping enough that it had dire consequences to his rating. That just seems crazy to me. He justifies it by it costing him like 3-5 races to play catch up after an incident. Doesn’t really help in your case as your ping was consistently poor though.
Running like the good old days though when modern cell phones didn’t exist and the house only had one computer…you just plug the modem directly into the computer. No router/wifi.
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Back in my day, controls not matching the game play was kind of built in as part of the challenge.. Frog Master, Dragon's Lair, Space Ace. Probably others I'm forgetting.
gutteral UT dialup laughter
It would be comparable if NASA scientists were racing against someone else controlling another vehicle over there with less ping.
P.S. I'm not saying it isn't challenging - it surely is, but it's like connecting to your home computer over a shitty connection to play a single player game.
EA: hold my beer
For example: in FC25 you can have 14 ms ping to the server, but still have a laggy experience as if you are playing with 1,400,000 ping.
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