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MAGA fans are rejoicing on social media in favor of President Donald Trump's plan to sign an executive order requiring commercial truck drivers to speak English.

Breitbart News reported that Trump would sign the order Monday evening because "President Trump believes that English is a non-negotiable safety requirement for professional drivers." Last month, Trump designated English as "the official language of the United States."

"This is such a big deal! So grateful for this, the roads will be much safer. Like many, I have seen many accidents or near accidents from unqualified drivers," posted @coffeegirlvegas.

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Won't this disqualify half his illiterate base

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (9 children)

to be fair it's about SPEAKING english, not READING english..

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is just an excuse for ICE to pull people over. And since they're a part of the executive branch, they care less about due process and laws.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago
[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is already a Commercial Driver's License requirement. What is the specific issue here?

"Interpreters are prohibited during the administration of skills tests. Applicants must be able to understand and respond to verbal commands and instructions in English by a skills test examiner." CDL Standards

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago

Can't pull someone for "driving while brown", but you can pull someone over for "driving while not speaking English, which I just concluded from you being brown"

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Executive orders are not laws. He can direct how the law in enforced, but he can't just unilaterally define new laws

[–] sowitzer@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I keep seeing comments from people pretending that the way it is meant to be is the way it is. Trump has said the law is what he says. There is no effective defense against him declaring laws if there is no enforcement. He has defied judges orders and will continue to do so. The EOs are laws because they are being followed and nobody is stopping them.

Saying he can’t do that comes across like a right wing talking point. Trying to convince people that he can’t do what he is clearly doing, so those who are opposed will just sit around thinking the natural order will take care of it.

And it’s working. Sure there have been some protests. But no where the amount needed to make a change. Trump is now a dictator, and far too many Americans are ok with it, directly and passively.

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[–] ButteryNickel@lemmy.wtf 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That'll surely fix our surplus of truck drivers! /s

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good news! With the tarriffs throwing cold water on freight all across the US, we won't need as many truck drivers!

...I really wish I was joking, but the fiance is OTR and freight has already slowed for him. Here's an article from February that talks about how it was already slower than expected.

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[–] waz@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tell your mom to stop faking jellyfish stings, I’m not going to pee on her

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Shut up shorsey

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck you, T00l_shed! Your mom wants me so bad she said she’d do anything so I got her walking around with my phone playing my Pokémon Go.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker

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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

That’ll help the shortage of drivers for sure 🙄

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I guess he's not wrong

However this is useless as you need to speak English to get a commercial license

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Perfect, he gets to make a big fuss for the racists, but doesn't actually have to change anything. That way there's less risk of breaking anything, and he's probably looking for a win right now.

It's a bit like decreeing that all English week day names must henceforth end in the letter 'y'. It's low risk, makes certain people think you're busy taking action, and leaves everyone else wondering what you're up to with this, taking some of the heat off of other issues.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (9 children)

So the party of small government is going to administer english tests to truck drivers? maybe create some kind of language registry with proficiency levels? sounds kinda woke

[–] radix@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Running the entire economy via a central planning committee is exactly the sort of right-wing free market the GOP voters wanted. I guess? Up is down. The past is alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes, those unqualified drivers that are being hired as professional truck drivers. It's their lack of English skills that are the problem.

How was their totally legitimate and law abiding employer supposed to know about their lack of ability or driving licence? They are the real victims here, being forced to hire them and all.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The same people who said they would remove big government that tries to control everything and everyone

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[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

So if you happen to have a thicc Indian accent you need a second guy with you to translate English to English. Gotcha

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

US economy crashing again in 3...2...1...

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

I keep on thinking of the mad tv skit with the woman who says she can't understand people with accents.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So cops pulling people over for a Language check?

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