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[–] peto@lemm.ee 143 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 119 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] russjr08@bitforged.space 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, so that's what those Python notebooks are that I've heard people talk about!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And then maybe you could use something like #define in C to map them back to valid characters? Not sure if there’s a good way to do that in other higher level languages.

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. The "problem".

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 26 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

That was fun. Apparently I'm a JetBrains Mono user. Of course it might be simply what I'm used to, because I'm a long time IntelliJ user. It wouldn't surprise me if this is already my font.

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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

I use it as well

Is there any other font that has that variety of ligatures?

[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

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[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a big fan of GoHuFont

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite is "Inconsolata"

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[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I picked up a great little test along the way: type the word ill or illegal followed by 100, using a capital I in illegal and mixing an upper case O and a zero in the number.

Ill10O

Can you clearly tell all these characters apart in your editor font?

I am all about Fira Code, myself

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

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[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 weeks ago

This is great if you don't want the united states politicians to read it.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

std::string independence;

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] communism@lemmy.ml 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In this case it's because part of the joke is the quote tweet. You could also link to the tweet instead of a screenshot but then we need to connect to Musk's servers at some point (even if through a proxy like nitter)

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, but he could've copy pasted the title.

You could've changed the main title to something like "programming the declaration of independence" or "programming like it's 1750"

He mocks op. The gag is not the font anymore.

[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

True but I think showing the quoted tweet is better than just in the title cause it is part of the joke in the image.

Title is normally used as a reaction or just simple text with some reference to the image

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

I still think this format sucks because the punchline comes first.

[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Cause I ~~reposted~~ stole it from some other internet page

I just usually download the image than a screenshot when posting

[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

comic shanns ms for all code editing

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