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A Texas bill, known as the FURRIES Act, would ban non-human behaviors in public schools, including the use of litter boxes and wearing animal accessories.

Rep. Stan Gerdes, the bill's author, claimed schools were providing litter boxes for students acting as "furries."

When pressed, Gerdes could not find an example. The bill was left pending in committee.

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[–] malloc@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In a few years, this guy will probably get picked up for human trafficking, CSAM, soliciting sex from minors or some other degenerate activity.

Anybody remember that shit stain from FL, Matt Gaetz?

In 2020, Gaetz was accused of child sex trafficking[a] and statutory rape. After an investigation, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) decided not to charge him. In December 2024, the House Ethics Committee released a report which found evidence that Gaetz paid for sex—including with a 17-year-old—and abused illegal drugs during his tenure in the U.S. House of Representatives. The committee report did not find sufficient evidence that he had not engaged in sex trafficking as defined in federal law.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Gaetz

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Based on all recorded political history and conservatives love of projection, I'm guessing he is one of the more extreme kinky types of furry himself. Nothing illegal, but really disgusting to other people.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 20 hours ago

no, I'm a furry and i can tell that guy is into diapers or something instead

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

Anybody remember that shit stain from FL, Matt Gaetz?

Mostly just his child victims.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a perfect example of politics honestly

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago

First they came for the Venezuelans, trans people, furries and Harvard University. If that doesn't tell you they're just looking for scapegoats I don't know what will.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago

litter boxes in school would have been an upgrade over the basement level bathrooms

[–] HeyJoe@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are probably hundreds of actual issues to dedicate time to, yet this is what he chooses to focus on?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

“The evil queers are coming after your kids!” goes next to “the migrants are gang members” as a way to keep the base in perpetual fear all of the time. Shrieking about something that doesn’t actually happen wastes the lefts time - because people who care about the truth have to take the time to debunk. Then the fuckers turn around and say - “look at you protecting pedophiles” when you debunk their insane shit.

The “big lie.”

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

The great part of tackling problems that aren't real is that nobody can see you haven't solved anything.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

He's a Republican. All the real problems are literally beyond his comprehension.

So countdown to Republicans planting furries in schools

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