this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Quoth the maiden, "Hit the floor"

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

As I sat with thoughts all craven,

noticed I it was a raven.

Not a maiden, cheeks-a-clapping,

but a bird just tapping,

rapping on my windowsill.

Sighing I went back to fapping,

and have been forevermore.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to sh-