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[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay, he can be the pope if it means he is no longer president. There is slightly less damage he can do that way!

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

A lot less damage I'd say. Also, the job is for life, and even if he resigned they'd lock him away in some villa and he wouldn't be allowed to make public statements anymore.

Win win win if you ask me.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

WTF, disgusting.

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Someone with some photoshop skill ought to change this to be the face from the painting Trump said he hated it and then reply to his post with it. Bonus points if you add some greasy McDonald's stains to the hat and/or robe.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

he's been on epstiens island so he qualifies

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

More zone flooding. Ignore and move on.

Wouldn’t even be in the top 5 of the worst or most immoral popes in history, which is crazy.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Do his hands look small? Even AI couldn't give Trump normal sized hands?

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Or maybe he figured he could molest more children

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This was Trumps holy Easter message

[–] OccamsRazer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I can't tell if people believe he is serious about being pope.

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