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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What's is even happening in this country

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

*Spring/Summer

[–] jinarched@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

The trajectory of the shit moving toward the fan has reached its end.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

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[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Yes please take him as the Pope and remove him from the presidency.

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This guy reminds me of that movie Little Nicky where Satan’s son comes to earth and is preaching to a church congregation (while standing in a pizza? Am I remembering this accurately?).

He even paints his face orange like the devil lol

Edit: Here it is

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Just don't look! Just don't look!

[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay, he can be the pope if it means he is no longer president. There is slightly less damage he can do that way!

[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

A lot less damage I'd say. Also, the job is for life, and even if he resigned they'd lock him away in some villa and he wouldn't be allowed to make public statements anymore.

Win win win if you ask me.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

Someone invoke the TAKE IT DOWN act on it

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

He should take inspiration the one thing all popes have done and do it right this moment.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago

More zone flooding. Ignore and move on.

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Someone with some photoshop skill ought to change this to be the face from the painting Trump said he hated it and then reply to his post with it. Bonus points if you add some greasy McDonald's stains to the hat and/or robe.

Wouldn’t even be in the top 5 of the worst or most immoral popes in history, which is crazy.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Or maybe he figured he could molest more children

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