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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Upkeep costs. Oh, wait.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 41 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Real answer is probably that they'd be used in addition to trees, designed to fit in places unsuitable for a tree.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 26 points 19 hours ago

This. Trees (especially large ones) are a pain to irrigate properly, might not be drought-resistant, grow very slowly until they reach their full potential at removing CO2, interfere with infrastructure that we humans are used to (piping, electricity, telco), roots break up pavements, branches can be a hazard after storms, fruit might attract rats, ...

I'm very much pro trees (despite what I've listed in the first paragraph), but I'm sure there are places in cities where you can't plant trees but could put up algae tanks.

If you understand German (specifically Austrian dialect) you might like this podcast episode about challenges and methods to overcome them in the context of greenery in the city of Graz:

Simple Smart Buildings: Bäume in der Stadt

Webseite der Episode: https://podcasted3e6b.podigee.io/153-baume-in-der-stadt

Mediendatei: https://audio.podigee-cdn.net/1742586-m-9ecab280e580cd07f75c83ed9379b970.mp3?source=feed

TL;DL of this episode: it's not as simple as "just plant more trees".

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago

Yes. Algae is better in absorbing co2 than tree, but tree is important as a shade and creating a cooling effect for the surrounding. Both is important for different thing and combine it you get the best of both world, especially in a lot of urban area where planting big tree isn't possible

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 18 hours ago

Like walls of high-rises.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 26 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Has the manufacturer even calculated how much energy is needed for production and how long it will take for the corresponding CO2 emissions to be amortized?

We are living in strange times...

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

And trees that are planted in cities are not seeded. They are grown in a forestry until they reach a certain height. And then dug up with machines transported with machines and then planted with machines. The CO2 produced to plant a single tree also takes quite a while to be absorbed by that tree.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 19 hours ago

Who cares? You can sell these tanks for a better profit than trees.

[–] Trimatrix@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Less infrastructure erosion from roots? Integration into places like above ground parking spaces? Hell could you imagine integrating them into bridge underpasses or walk ways? Heck make a semi destructible version and use that for crash bollards. Only a level 5 vegan is going to complain if some allege is spilt.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 21 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Insert random copypasta about biotech breakthrough that turns water and CO2 and nutrients into sustainable building materials which sounds like space age technology but it's just trees

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You can’t charge a subscription fee for trees.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 12 points 19 hours ago

What you can do is take all the trees and put them in a tree museum and charge the people a dollar and a half to see them.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 8 points 19 hours ago

That's where youre wrong.

[–] Szewek@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago

I guess it would take a lot of time to accommodate Mars for trees. More than for algae ;)

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 11 points 19 hours ago

trees are not as profitable

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 4 points 19 hours ago

Trees arent liquid

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 points 15 hours ago

Your just thinking outside the box!

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Can't they just put the algae in the ocean?

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago

If we put the algae in the oceans, then sink all of our cities underwater, all of our problems will be solved.

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