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Why should I trust you? (lemm.ee)
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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

You shouldn't

[–] colournoun@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago

Why should I trust you?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Because my name and face are on the side of a milk carton from 1988.

Please help me escape this milk carton!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 2 months ago

Don't, I'll fuck you over if it benefits me.

[–] phanto@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because, statistically, most people can be trusted. The number comes in around 85%. Sally, the other 15% really ruin things for everyone else.

[–] Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't get me fucking started on Sally.

[–] phanto@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

And don't get ME started on autocorrect!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you seen this face? This is a trustworthy face. It's so trustworthy, you don't even need to see it to trust it!

See? Now you know, and now you trust me! It's like magic!

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago