this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (4 children)

These make me really happy

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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

But he owned the libs, right?

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Owned himself to own the libs. Good work, buddy, you sure showed 'em. 🙄

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago

Clearly he was a lib as well

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm afraid with his business going down, the best he can do is rent the libs.

[–] notgivingmynametoamachine@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You get exactly what you fucking deserve you stain on humanity. I pray you starve to death in the streets so everyone can see what your malicious selfishness has earned you.

Edit: downvote all you want, these monsters only understand empathy as applied to them, their continued living does nothing for humanity - their messy, miserable, self inflicted death for all to see might actually teach some people something.

From another post, in case you think my initial assessment too harsh -

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 23 points 2 days ago

*Me playing the world's smallest violin*

[–] Saryn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is not a battle between good and evil.

This a battle between stupid and evil. And stupid is scoring home run after home run!

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I will never get tired of seeing posts here

[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

It's the only way they'll learn... If only they were capable of learning.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.

[–] drcabbage@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

You're not part of the club, dumbass.

[–] rational_lib@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well he can get an exemption if he pays a $10 million consulting fee to Ballard Partners. I assume he's okay with that, because that's what he voted for.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

I feel thoroughly owned. Well done.

[–] jenni007@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

You can’t beat stupid

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

oh wow money and power worshipping billionaires only supports big brands? I am completely shocked I must say

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

FAFO, dipshit!

[–] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Ah yes. The serotonin hit I just received from resding this was divine. This is one of the most satisfying FAFO's I've seen recently

[–] arakhis_@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's so close to making that connection

Is he though

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