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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Imagine the government doing something good for it's citizens.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Don't threaten millennials with good things.

We will assume it's bullshit.

At least make us pay for it, it will feel more on brand.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Turns out back alleys make great health clinics!

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Millennials are killing the killing industry.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So that we have them at our disposal in case of inability to deal anymore, yes?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Break glass in case of despair, yes

[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

To wield or to use. Either is fine with me!

[–] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

At first I was like, Get right fucked... Then I thought... Actually. I do think about death a lot. Its starting to sound nice at this point. Fair play.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Yes please.

[–] relative@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Where do I sign up?

Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?

If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?

[–] Cano@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uhh, I'm a zoomer but can I have a lethal injection too?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

You can wait your turn some of us have been here a long time goddammit

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Can I get like 6? I know some people who badly need one.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

I'm gen z and avacado toast fucking slaps I will fight you on this.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

legalize lethal injections!

[–] _wizard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Drugs and murder while we're at it.

[–] audaxdreik@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This reminded me of the novel Boomsday by Christopher Buckley (same author that wrote the book Thank You for Smoking if you're familiar) where Boomers are offered tax break incentives if they agree to kill themselves at age 75.

Except now Millennials are in the hot seat ...

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

we're middle age... like halfway to 75... boombooms stopped teaching zoomies math?

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Microplastics won’t let me live or let me die, we are all trapped here with my bullshit.

pss hey, they survived.... run