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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The solution is to put all of the uniqueness in the middle name. Then you still get to feel “special” while not forcing your kid to go by “tragedeigh” or whatever.

When I chose my name - I made my first as milquetoast and appropriate to my age as possible. My middle I went balls out - I guarantee I have a cooler middle name than you do.

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I named my son Jaxin because my wife wanted Jax and I didn't want my son to have a dog's name.

I regret not just naming him Jackson because nobody in Taiwan knows how to pronounce Jaxin.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

JaXin would, I believe, be a normal Chinese name - but pronounced quite differently!

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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hate to pile on, but could have done Jackson and then called him Jax for short just as easily. Hell Dick is short for Richard, short names don't have to be spelled the same.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Could have named him Jacob and called him Jax.

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[–] Aurolei@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Toneigh 🐴🐴🐴. As in Toni or Tony.

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

I knew a guy so ghetto he got his first name as his Xbox Live Gamertag.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A girl in highschool whose name was Nazanine went by Nazi (Nah zee). Like, why? Your name was beautiful.

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[–] jafffacakelemmy@mander.xyz 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The guiness book of records had an entry for the worst spelling in the old days before the book was dumbed down. Trying to spell 'usage' the incorrect attempt was youzitch achieving only one correct letter.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does using French count? Then I nominate "eau". Impressive 300% bloat, 0 correct letters.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I present to you the plural : eaux 400% bloat still 0correct letters

[–] svtdragon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Heulyn" pronounced Hay-lynn.

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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's a girl in my kid's class named Eighmee. Pronounced "Amy". I thought it was weird but there's a street in a neighboring town named Eighmee Street.

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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 195 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Nothing could be worse than X Æ A-12.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Shithead"

Pronounced: shi-THEED

Spelled: Shit Head

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How can it be legal to literally name your kid an insult? Child protection gotta intervene.

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“It’s pronounced “Weener-Slave.”

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[–] gerowen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A kid whose name is said "Akelah" phonetically, but is spelled "Akleah".

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I once met a girl called "Xinhergi" (Synergy).

I once met a girl called Xinhergi

Who thrived on late-night energy.

She’d moan and she’d grind,

With a very keen mind

For positions defying liturgy.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Looks like its the name of a Daedric lord or something.

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